Shakespearean Insult Generator

Thou:

Instructions:

Are you constantly on the lookout for novel and damaging ways to insult your adversaries? I know I am. If you answered "yes" then this is the tool for you! Simply activate the button and read the generated insult at whomever may deserve it! Crush self-esteems! Belittle the proud! The power is now in your hands!

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